Tour de Awesome: Jacques "Spoke Breaker" Li

Monday, July 11, 2011

Jacques "Spoke Breaker" Li

"I'm always in the big chainring"

Bio
Age: Legal/ Old enough
Height: Immaculate
Beard: Whispy Fu Manchu
Tan: Multicultural

Additional Stats
+1 Chinese biking blood
+1 Sprinting power
+1 Immaculate eagle eyes
-1 Distractibility

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Fund-Raising Goals

To liven up and create an even more unforgettable lifetime experience, we establish the following challenges to be completed if the corresponding fund-raising amounts are met.
Picture evidence will be provided (and may be a little censored if we get $400)

$1 = a smile on our faces
$10 = a cliche group pic at all state 'welcome' signs
$50 = heartily greet everyone we pass
$100 = befriend and photograph >= 10 strangers
$200 = self-sustainable for >= a week
$300 = tied together for a day
$400 = bike naked for a day
$500 = wear a sundress for 500 miles
$1000 = a tattoo upon trip end
$1,000,000 = we'll carry our bikes the whole way

If there are any specific challenges you would like to see us meet, you can leave a comment somewhere on this blog and if you want you can make a pledge to donate upon completion of the challenge.
Basically we're kinda whoring ourselves out for food moneys. We appreciate any and all donations.

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Monday, July 11, 2011

Jacques "Spoke Breaker" Li

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