Tan: Lobster red
Beard: Peach fuzz civil war soldier
Nakedness: Above average
Luck: 5 flat tires and a shirt stolen by a raccoon
Additional Stats
+1 Mountain king
+1 Unexpected effort
-1 Weak knees
Monday, July 11, 2011
Brian "Flat Tire" Undercoffer
"Slow and steady gets you where you need to go, 20 minutes after everybody else gets there"
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Bio
Tan: Lobster red
Beard: Peach fuzz civil war soldier
Nakedness: Above average
Luck: 5 flat tires and a shirt stolen by a raccoon
Additional Stats
+1 Mountain king
+1 Unexpected effort
-1 Weak knees
Tan: Lobster red
Beard: Peach fuzz civil war soldier
Nakedness: Above average
Luck: 5 flat tires and a shirt stolen by a raccoon
Additional Stats
+1 Mountain king
+1 Unexpected effort
-1 Weak knees
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