*photostream above^ has been updated*

so i guess since i'm the boss and i have not posted in a while, i figure it was time to give you my two cents about this shenanigans that i call learning about the world during my time as a traveller:

-eastern kentucky SUCKS.
-kentuckians do not own mufflers.
-all coal truck drivers are on speed.
-i've acquired the unique skill of identifying any animal from a roadkill carcass.
-asian people do no exist east of richmond. they physically do not have the ability.
-cellular reception is a privilege and i am only allowed to have it after i suffer for a couple days without it.
-any food is automatically enhanced ten-fold after a long day of riding, even if its questionable mystery meat.
-i might be sterile now.
-throw a rock in SW Va or East KY and your bound to hit a rampant dog, the ten commandments on a sign, or a f**king mountain.

to be continued.